Look, I don't want to get into a discussion of ideology here. I just want to say this: just because you're a vegetarian doesn't mean you don't have to bathe. I'm not accusing every vegetarian of this. And, based on the vegetarians I know, I'm not even accusing most vegetarians of this. But there are some of you, and you know who you are. Oh, no, wait, you don't know who you are. I can tell, because you go outside of your own house reeking like low tide. Seriously, being a vegetarian doesn't automatically make your body stop making stink. It's still a human body, and it needs to be washed. Oh my God, take a shower. Oh, and you guys who are into the whole "earthy" thing, where you think stinking is perfectly natural and beautiful. Yeah, we started civilization and society to get away from you guys. It's not "beautiful." It's impolite. I don't want to have to tell you again, guy at the co-op. Just a note
from your friendly neighborhood SamuraiFrog.
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